suck my croc

i am totally cheating and posting an image that i am working on for a gallery show in the very near future.

EAT IT. (i love you)

poor harold...

he's gone and gotten himself into another sticky situation again...

ps- sorry for the lateness. there will be a new one from me next monday

Smoker

This one is extremely tame compared to what we've been doing the last few weeks, but in my opinion, just as gross.

Oh! Also! I've got a big contest going over on my blog. You've got until the end of TUESDAY to draw something for it!

vicki is terrible

yeah, she totally is. that scumbag decided to skip town this week, without a scanner, or even the internet, so i am apologizing on behalf of her... i.. i mean she....

shit.

okok, it's totally me. its vicki. i can totally face the music.

sorry guys, but when i get back, you better have a change of panties with you for you might mess the ones you are currently wearing. so STAY TUNED, cus next monday, you'll be sorry you had eyeballs.

Mr. and Mrs. Grubwig

Sorry I'm a few days late! I was planning to do something really messy again this week but when I sat down to draw this just sort of happened.

Hey! Did you know I'm holding a big contest!? YOU CAN WIN STUFF!

the eight car pile up

phil and i came up with a list of the NEW kama sutra. this is the first sexy move.

disclaimer: do to attempt without proper stretching first.

The Cookie

I'm so, so, so sorry.

WE'RE BACK - ol' cunteye

come back. every monday.

or else...

on a sidenote...

well, this isnt NEARLY terrible enough, but it's a current project that i figured had the right... "feeling". hold tight, kids... we've got a horrible new idea a-brewin', and i'm pretty sure you won't be disappointed...

goiter, baby

and we're back in business...

back to you phil... that is, if you're not CHICKEN... buk buk buk.......

my apologies

ok, so i still dont have a drawing to step this mofo up a notch, but i assure you, you have NOT witnessed the early death of a good friend. life=busy, and i'm moving this weekend. as soon as i have my ass settled, youz peoples will be hit with a shit storm of... a shit storm.

i promise.

ps- phil, you're going down. 

The Explorers

Wow, this has gotten really bad much sooner than expected!

beef latte

check out that vag.

that's right. i went there.

The Dingleberry

bacon and egg

too soon...?

Mud Slide

I may have played the poop card prematurely. I'm okay with that.

working out for dummies

Teenage Mall Skank

Click for larger, more disgusting version!